Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Wednesday, April 11, 2007


Tuesday, February 27, 2007

2nd Loser!


Monday, February 05, 2007

Another 4th place for Huffy at the Langkawi.

It's okay. I always finished just one spot off the podium, too.

We still love you. And, Happy Birthday!

Tuesday, January 23, 2007


I added some extra Ts to account for length and the nicely colored uniforms....Tennis anyone?

Why don't you win something already.

Monday, October 23, 2006


Do you have pictures of you and Friedman participating in this kind of homo-erotic team bus prerace strategy sessions? If not you can put this picture above your bed.


Jr. Varsity

Wednesday, October 18, 2006


jroseberry has sent you this email from

hey butthead, any interest in posting this to Brad Huff Sucks?

Yet another example of how much Brad Huff Sucks. October 17th was the press conference to introduce the new Tour of Missouri and there were several current and former top-notch pro cyclists in attendance, including ‘Fast’ Freddy Rodriguez, Kevin Livingston, Russ Murphy, and Mark Gorski. For some reason Fat Boy Huff was in that group. No, not just in attendance, but actually sitting on the stage. And they introduced him as ‘Pro Cyclist from Springfield, Missouri, Brad Huff.’ I guess they f
lt bad saying ‘first loser but still National Crit Champion’. They put him up on the stage, sitting right next to Fast Freddy and Kevin who have their suit jackets on and looking all nice and here’s Huffy with his little mullet sticking out and goofy white sunglasses sitting on top of his head. He’s got a pressed blue shirt on, I guess he stopped at Wal-mart on the way in, and it’s open at the collar just enough to let the tip of his gay chest hair arrow peak out.

If only he was satisfied with displaying his suckiness through just his appearance. If only… Instead, Brad had to prove the full depth of his suckiness. Being the no-name Pro Cyclist from Springfield, they appropriately stuck him at the end of the table. Trying to hide his degree of suck by being a ‘gentleman’, Brad kept scooting his chair back and forth to let other people out. Little did he know, or care, that all he was doing was pissing people off with the constant scritch-scratch, up

down, look at me, I’m a pro-cyclist. His constant need for attention, really it’s just sad. The capper was when he moved just a little too far and FELL OFF THE STAGE flat on his back, instantly hopping back up and waving it off. ‘I’m ok! I’m ok!’ The way he jumped up, I expected him to do a couple of hand-springs and a flip, wave the ‘spirit hands’ and lead us in a cheer.

How can there be any more proof of the amount of suck that Huff has. He’s a pro cyclist? He can’t even sit in a fucking chair without falling. How can he ride a bike? What a complete suck-fest. I feel sorry for that National Champion jersey. It must shudder every time he slips it on.

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