Monday, October 23, 2006

Huffycakes,

Do you have pictures of you and Friedman participating in this kind of homo-erotic team bus prerace strategy sessions? If not you can put this picture above your bed.

Love,

Jr. Varsity

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

butthead,

jroseberry has sent you this email from http://stlbiking.com/forum/index.php.


hey butthead, any interest in posting this to Brad Huff Sucks?

Yet another example of how much Brad Huff Sucks. October 17th was the press conference to introduce the new Tour of Missouri and there were several current and former top-notch pro cyclists in attendance, including ‘Fast’ Freddy Rodriguez, Kevin Livingston, Russ Murphy, and Mark Gorski. For some reason Fat Boy Huff was in that group. No, not just in attendance, but actually sitting on the stage. And they introduced him as ‘Pro Cyclist from Springfield, Missouri, Brad Huff.’ I guess they f
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lt bad saying ‘first loser but still National Crit Champion’. They put him up on the stage, sitting right next to Fast Freddy and Kevin who have their suit jackets on and looking all nice and here’s Huffy with his little mullet sticking out and goofy white sunglasses sitting on top of his head. He’s got a pressed blue shirt on, I guess he stopped at Wal-mart on the way in, and it’s open at the collar just enough to let the tip of his gay chest hair arrow peak out.

If only he was satisfied with displaying his suckiness through just his appearance. If only… Instead, Brad had to prove the full depth of his suckiness. Being the no-name Pro Cyclist from Springfield, they appropriately stuck him at the end of the table. Trying to hide his degree of suck by being a ‘gentleman’, Brad kept scooting his chair back and forth to let other people out. Little did he know, or care, that all he was doing was pissing people off with the constant scritch-scratch, up

down, look at me, I’m a pro-cyclist. His constant need for attention, really it’s just sad. The capper was when he moved just a little too far and FELL OFF THE STAGE flat on his back, instantly hopping back up and waving it off. ‘I’m ok! I’m ok!’ The way he jumped up, I expected him to do a couple of hand-springs and a flip, wave the ‘spirit hands’ and lead us in a cheer.

How can there be any more proof of the amount of suck that Huff has. He’s a pro cyclist? He can’t even sit in a fucking chair without falling. How can he ride a bike? What a complete suck-fest. I feel sorry for that National Champion jersey. It must shudder every time he slips it on.


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Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Seriously! Get some help.

Monday, October 09, 2006

What is wrong with you Huff?